Getting Blogged Down in Traffic

Ok, just got the machine back and it’s time to rumble. We’ve been down for a while, so I spent the first week deleting over half of the 6000 e-mails that were waiting. Some of those were junk.

It’s pretty obvious that I can’t keep a schedule. That gift is gone forever. I can blame my wife, but I could have fought harder. Fact is, Mr. Punctual has retired and been replaced by Mr. I’ll-get-to-it-when-I-can-IF-I-FEEL-LIKE-IT!

I remember being smart. I was a national SIG coordinator for American Mensa, but that was before I got married. Now I don’t make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the right way. Whipped? Oh, yeah!

I did win the dishwasher war (sort of). When I just couldn’t seem to get it right, I finally said, “Fine, you do it!” That backed her off (stupid, stupid, stupid!) Now I get to load it any way I want…three times a day…(sigh)…

Before I digress too far, this is yet another attempt to make entries available for online reading. I think I have something to say; at least I used to.

It’s going to be a mixed bag. I like to laugh, I like to help, and I like to observe things. I get p-ssed off as all h-ll when idiotic liberals (is that redundant?) try to hijack our country with garbage that nobody who actually works for a living and wants to get ahead agrees with. Then I take my medicine and we can all start laughing again.

Sit back, relax, enjoy. You’re probably not going to agree with everything I say, and that’s ok. You’re allowed to make mistakes…..